Everything that can be invented has been invented.
*** Charles H. Duell Patent Commissioner (1899) ***
A few of my public inventions:
Tactile body wash, shampoo and conditioner bottles
Disambiguating keyboard layout
Redundant body parts and real-time diagnosis
Investing in others' education
Bubble-proof financial instruments
Airplanes that board and unboard as fast as trains
QLess: Eliminating lines from the face of the Earth
Whozat: Interactive semantic search with concept cloud automated summarization
Queryless search and a computational model of curiosity