Everything that can be invented has been invented.

*** Charles H. Duell Patent Commissioner (1899) ***

A few of my public inventions:

Tactile body wash, shampoo and conditioner bottles

Disambiguating keyboard layout

A better weather forecast

Redundant body parts and real-time diagnosis

Investing in others' education

Bubble-proof financial instruments

Airplanes that board and unboard as fast as trains

QLess: Eliminating lines from the face of the Earth

Whozat: Interactive semantic search with concept cloud automated summarization

Adapt: Evolutionary marketing

Queryless search and a computational model of curiosity